7/11/08 - Back from a brief tour - PARSLEY FLAKES will be playing a RECORD RELEASE show for their first release since 2005 - entitled "DEAD LIVING"!!! Visit our INDIE MERCH STORE to purchase one of the limited ECTO-COOLER GREEN versions of this awesome piece of wax! For those of you that don't know - PARSLEY FLAKES is a three-piece synth punk band based in Chicago, whose music has been likened to bands such as DEVO, CRASS, and the B-52s. The band's record release show will occur MONDAY AUGUST 4TH at the EMPTY BOTTLE w/ special guests BLACK LADIES, and 97-SHIKI. Best of all - the show is FREE!!! More info here.
Sick of ball or vag sweat because you're all packed up in those tight jeans of yours? Well then we have the answer - and at a close out price. We have reduced the price of our HWC INC SHORT line to help clear up the odor your friends are too nice to bring to your attention. And how about those arms of yours? Need a nice t-shirt to properly display your NO USE FOR A NAME and FACE TO FACE tattoos? Look no further - the HWC INC T-SHIRT line is here.
The fine dude and his soon to be FINE WIFE at GILEAD MEDIA have released the now out of print HEWHOCORRUPTS "Microeconomics" CDEP on a one sided, screen printed slab of 7" vinyl goodness. In the proven HWC market SWEAT OUT approach, GILEAD has capped the record at 400 pieces on gold and 100 pieces on clear. Late reports of a stabbing at DUDE FEST due to high demand for the record have been confirmed. HEWHOCORRUPTS issued a public statement earlier this week apologizing to the victim of the stabbing stating "in the end this gentleman made a wise decision. The record he took a knife for will certainly cover his medical bills and those of his future children due to the appreciation it is sure to take on."
Much to the contrary of HWC INC "no tolerance for losers" policy, we have yet again signed on to sponsor TEEN WOLF 3 for another year of professional kickball playing. The team ended with an EARTH SHATTERING record of 0-12 last year. Those closest to the team felt the mixture of ALCOHOL ABUSE and EXCESSIVE PUBLIC URINATION led to the performance lacking record. We are proud to share this years sponsorship with local bar and grill - KUMA'S CORNER who we believe will further incline the team to engage in the previously mentioned behaviors. For Chicagolanders interested in watching the extremely disorientated and self defeating individuals of TEAM WOLF 3 engage in kickball games that possibly end due to slaughter rule - feel free to stop buy BRANDS PARK in Chicago on any beautiful Thursday evening.
7/11/08 - Back from a brief tour - 
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Much to the contrary of HWC INC "no tolerance for losers" policy, we have yet again signed on to sponsor 
